A Linkspank Christmas - 100+ Christmas Specials

Thanks to this link for 100+ complete Christmas specials:

(enjoy and happy holidays!)

Hannukah Harry saves Christmas and Easter!
A Rugrats Chanukah
Sesame Street Christmas Special 1978
Christmas Eve on Sesame Street 1978
A Muppet Family Christmas
The Simpsons Christmas Stories
Christmas with Mr. Bill
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 1968 Holiday Special
MST3K: Santa Claus
Frank Sinatra/Bing Crosby Holiday Special
The Nanny Christmas Special
The Nanny CARTOON Christmas Special
The Nick & Jessica Christmas Special
An Amos and Andy Christmas
A Very Special ALF Christmas
Six South Park Christmas episodes
SCTV Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special
Blackadder's Christmas Carol
A Beverly Hillbillies Christmas
Justice League Christmas Special
Life with Louie Christmas Special
Merry Christmas Mr. Bean
A very Frasier Christmas
Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire
Star Wars Holiday Special
A Perfect Strangers Christmas
Boy Meets World: A Very Topanga Christmas
Pinky & The Brain Christmas Special
Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas
A He Man and She Ra Christmas
A Very Elimidate Christmas
Davy & Goliath Christmas Lost & Found
Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special
Welcome Back Kotter: A Sweathog Christmas
Mary Tyler Moore Show: Christmas and the Hard Luck Kid
A Robot Chicken Christmas
Bugs Bunny Christmas Carol
Rankin Bass Pinnochio's Christmas
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Christmas
Family Guy Christmas Special
Rankin Bas Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Rankin Bass Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
A Gumby Christmas Carol and Santa Witch
A Growing Pains Christmas
A Garfield Christmas
Rankin Bass Night Before Christmas
Animaniacs Christmas Special
Dennis Leary Merry F$#@in' Christmas
The Doris Day Show: A Two Family Christmas
The Doris Day Show: Christmas Time in the City
Rankin Bass Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Back For Christmas
A Growing Up Gotti Christmas
Rocko's Modern Christmas
A Very Smurfy Christmas
Tis the Season to be Smurfy
Eight is Enough: Yes Nicholas, there is a Santa Claus
A Lou Grant Christmas
A Scarecrow & Mrs. King Christmas
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. in The FBI: Dark Christmas
A Wonder Years Christmas
I Love Lucy Christmas
The Ray Bolger Show Christmas (1953)
A Will & Grace Christmas
A Barney Miller Christmas
Rankin Bass Year Without A Santa Claus
Santa guest stars on Gilligan's Island
Alice: A Semi-Merry Christmas
Alice: Mel's Christmas Carol
Bless This House Christmas starring Andrew Dice Clay
Just Shoot Me: Jesus, It's Christmas
A Hangin' With Mr. Cooper Christmas
The Extras Christmas Special
Kirk: The Christmas Show (Cameron, not James T.)
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Mickey's Christmas Carol
Batman: Christmas with the Joker (animated)
Yogi Bear's First Christmas
Yogi's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper
News Radio: X-Mas Story
American Dad: Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Casper's First Christmas
A Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas
A Flintstone Christmas
Christmas Comes to Pac(man) Land
A How I Met Your Mother Holiday
A Scooby Doo Christmas
Casper's First Christmas
Wanda Sykes in A Wanda at Large Christmas
Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Krueger's Christmas
A Cosmic Christmas
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales
Boondocks Christmas

Bonus fun:
Night Before Christmas (1903)
Max Fleischer's Rudolph cartoon (1948)
Scrooge (1934)
A Christmas Story
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Contest Leaders in Both Divisions.

As we explained before there are two divisions in the current contest. Here are the current contest leaders in both divisions. With 13 days left to go in the contest, this is still anybody's game.

Western Division



Eastern Division



Merry Spanking.

Notes for Powerusers: Contest Quality Ratings and Score Refresh Rates

This post is all about Linkspank technology, baby. If you are new to Linkspank this might not make too much sense and you may want to start on the help pages or the orientation checklist.

Contest Quality Ratings.
Starting with this contest, you have a "contest quality rating" that is based only on the spanks you sending during the contest, and your contest score is based in part on that quality rating. (Your lifetime quality rating is not a factor in your contest score.)

Since it's still early in the contest, your contest quality rating is probably chillin at 0.5, which is the provisional value until you have sent some spanks and some time has passed. Then it should change (hopefully jump up) and your contest score will change.

The contest quality rating was introduced to make sure that the playing field was re-leveled with each new contest.

When does my score refresh?
Until "recently", your lifetime and contest scores refreshed whenever you logged in to linkspank. But the scores are calculated using all kinds of fancy algorithms and we figure that you want your login experience to occur in the blink of an eye (we do when we go on the spank!). So now, your score will update on a regular basis (roughly once / day) independent of your login.

However, you may see your completely up-to-date contest AND lifetime scores and quality ratings at any time by visiting your Score Tracker page. When you visit the page, we whip out all the algorithms and give you your latest score.

That is all.

A Wii Awarded; Feature Updates.

Nintendo Wii? Check.

Recently NathanA earned his Nintendo Wii through the Spankathon and we'll be delivering it in the New Year.

People are often shocked about what we offer in the Spankathon and the contests. But awarding prizes is a big part of Linkspank and our dream to bring joy to every spanker's monotonous existence. And to those who have yet to achieve a pledge, we'd love to give you a Wii too :-).

Some New Features

As mentioned before we're making lots of changes to the site in our never-ending quest to create the ultimate procrastination machine.

The homepage for spankers who are logged in has changed a little and will continue to change.

We've added a Linkspank, Inc. Orientation Training Checklist for new spankers to help them get going right away.

Thanks for your understanding and, as always, we love your feedback on anything & everything.

What's Up with the "Western Division"?

The Holiday Contest is the first one with divisional play - every spanker is seeded into either the Eastern Division or the Western Division.

You are automatically seeded into one of the divisions. Each of the divisions will have its own Top 6 scorers, and its own winner - so you are competing only with the spankers in your division. So we can give away twice as many prizes and increase your odds of winning.

The divisions are equal in all ways - they are seeded by spankers' lifetime scores (if you don't have a lifetime score you're seeded into one of the two randomly).

www.linkspank.com/contest

The Holiday Contest has Begun.

The holiday contest has begun. See www.linkspank.com/contest for the totally radical prizes. This one is shorter than the last one, and it has two divisions. We'll get in to all that on the blog over the next several days.

But a quick tip: don't forget to spank your friends by email. This tactic can lead you to the top in a couple ways. First, you can get lots of points for your friends who you bring to the site. Second, your quality rating will generally be higher if you spank people you know, rather than befriending people on the site (although that's cool by us).

spank long, spank strong.

Start Doing those Pushups

The Holiday Contest may start as soon as Friday. SpankDroid will spank his friends when it does start, so stay glued to your Inbox. We will have 7 prizes in two divisions thanks to great suggestions from the community.

Don't Freak Out

Just kidding - we didn't think you were freaking out. Just FYI, we are changing some of the menus and details about the Spank. For example, the current menu links on the right-hand column of the screen are now under "More" in your black profile box.

Our goal is to tune your procrastination experience to perfection. Thanks for your patience and we always love your feedback!

The Winner of the Hawaii Contest.

MikeWMiller is the winner of the Hawaii Contest! In somewhat legendary fashion, he has now pushed himself up to the top Lifetime Scorer, and he is the only 2nd degree (two-time) Spankmaster.

This contest was quite competitive, and each of the Top 6 scorers put in a hefty effort. Many spankers outside of the Top 6 contributed greatly to the community during the Hawaii Contest, and we are grateful and hope to get some prizes into your hands in the future.

Here are the final scores:

1. MikeWMiller
911 points

2. KidBaby
756 points

3. MrZach
738 points

4. Elaine
484 points

5. JO3L
394 points

6. guenmen
357 points

Each of these Top 6 (who have won consolation prizes) is a champion spanker, a benefactor to the community of laughs, tender moments, and wise observations. But I don't need to tell you that - you know, because you have enjoyed the fruits of their labor.

The next contest is starting in about 2 or 3 days, so stay tuned. In case you're wondering, MikeWMiller has already volunteered to sit it out. Also, as always, we will be implementing some improvements to the contest system, new and exciting prizes, and new ways to win.

Thanks again and congratulations!!

6 Tentative prizes for the next contest

A contest is beginning this week. The winners (yes, that's a plural) will get to choose one prize apiece from a list. Here is the tentative list of options:

Nintendo Wii

Bose SoundDock

iPhone

iPod Touch

Sony PSP

some car GPS system.

Are you stoked or what? If not, what prize do you want to see on here? Send us feedback.

What do YOU want for the holidays?

Please tell us what should be inside this box

Our Next Contest is Starting Soon! Drop us a line and tell us something you have been wanting for a while. We're always looking for awesome prizes to give you.

2 contests, 1 pledge drive, and a spankmaster walk into a bar.

The Hawaii Contest is over. Results will be forthcoming next week, here and via The Monthly Spank.

A new contest, The Holiday Contest, with new prizes, (slightly) new rules, and new winners, will begin next week.

Between now and then, always and forever (until further notice), you can also chase down a Nintendo Wii or Bose SoundDock just by meeting your Spankathon pledge. Then you can start off the New Year right with a new pledge - to play the Wii constantly in between Linkspank sessions.

Toolbar is Out for Testing in Firefox.

Our toolbar is out for testing. If you are Level 3+, and you use Firefox, contact us for a piece of the action. An Internet Explorer toolbar will come within the month.